The Best Restaurant in New York Is The United Nations Dining Room

Rich: I realized I had a knife in my bag on the way to the United Nations. It's a pocket knife—a nice one—and while I've never used it (I've never had to), I did not want to give it up. But I knew we'd be searched. I also worried about leaving it in the cab and having someone pick it up and kill someone with it. That… » 4/17/14 3:20pm Thursday 3:20pm

Attention SoHo Boutiques: Do Not Let Taylor Swift Return These Jeans

Nashville drifter Taylor was photographed in New York City on Tuesday, trying out a cheerful spring look and running a scam as usual. While we don't know for sure if her bag was made of carpet, we can say for certain that her jeans were made of 55% Cotton/42% Tencel/3% Polyurethane, because she left the tag on them.… » 4/16/14 12:15pm Wednesday 12:15pm

Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 8

This month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of … » 4/14/14 6:26pm Monday 6:26pm

Thatz Not Okay: Can I Make All My Recipes Secret Recipes?

I made my husband a birthday party and invited his friends and colleagues. I prepared a bunch of my best dishes including a chocolate cake I have perfected for the past 4 years from various recipes. Now let me tell you about the cake: It's perfection, moist, rich and the frosting achieved the delicate balance for it to … » 4/14/14 2:34pm Monday 2:34pm

Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 1

This month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of … » 4/07/14 6:11pm 4/07/14 6:11pm

Thatz Not Okay: Can I Pretend I Need a Service Dog?

I want to bring my dog everywhere. I want to enroll my dog in service-dog training so he can enter stores, restaurants or airplane cabins alongside me, as those venues are typically reserved for "Service Dogs Only." While I don't have any physical or mental issues that necessitate a service dog, the training requirements … » 4/07/14 2:06pm 4/07/14 2:06pm

Prince William and Kate Middleton Share Family Photo with Labeled Baby

Pippa Middleton's hella embarrassing dork family released an official portrait over the weekend to celebrate the UK-specific holiday of "Mother's Day (UK)." The public neither sought out nor sought to avoid this picture. Just turned around and there it was. A can of soup you don't remember putting in your cart. OK, fine. » 3/31/14 3:25pm 3/31/14 3:25pm

Thatz Not Okay: Can I Fuck My High School Enemy's Dad?

So there was this girl that I went to high school with, and basically she was/is a homophobic, mouth breathing waste of space that made my life at the time rather miserable. Anywho, recently I was on Grindr (like half my day at work) and I happened upon her still rather handsome/DILF-esque father. I messaged him and we … » 3/31/14 12:00pm 3/31/14 12:00pm

The Best Restaurant in New York Is LOX at The Jewish Museum

There are a bunch of restaurants in the world, including some in New York City. But in a city of over 24,000 restaurants, how do you find the best? You begin your search in places that are already popular: New York's hottest tourist destinations. In The Best Restaurant in New York Is, writers Caity Weaver and Rich… » 3/27/14 1:40pm 3/27/14 1:40pm

Be the Change You Wish to See on Kanye's iPad With Our Photo Template

What is Kanye West looking at on his iPad in this ho-hum normal Vogue photo of a boring family having a regular-ass day at home? Use the image template we created to make it anything at all! » 3/24/14 5:54pm 3/24/14 5:54pm

Thatz Not Okay: Can I Rebuff My Girlfriend's Signature Sex Move?

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I have a hickey. Yes, I would high-five all my buddies for this if I were fifteen. However, I am a thirty year-old man. I have been seeing a young lady and spent an enjoyable night with her. Unfortunately, I didn't realize until looking in the mirror the next morning that her idea of enjoyment involves her teeth… » 3/24/14 2:10pm 3/24/14 2:10pm

The Best Restaurant in New York Is The American Girl Café

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There are a bunch of restaurants in the world, including some in New York City. But in a city of over 24,000 restaurants, how do you find the best? You begin your search in places that are already popular: New York's hottest tourist destinations. In the new feature The Best Restaurant in New York Is, writers Caity… » 3/20/14 1:45pm 3/20/14 1:45pm

Your Guide to Shailene Woodley, America's Sacred Moonchild

"Who's that girl?" America is demanding of Shailene Woodley, the 22-year-old lead of this spring's hottest post-Apocalyptic dystopian nightmare for tweens, Divergent. "What's her deal?" America is wondering, about the actress who garnered widespread critical praise for her role as as George Clooney's daughter in the film » 3/19/14 9:30am 3/19/14 9:30am